Excuse ME
What the f- is this tomfoolery clown-type sh!t ?????
Now let me gather myself before I read, because I got things to say.
First of all, I won last season with my iconic fashion sense and my incredible sometimes debatable taste.
Let me repeat that for the K-Mart-Discount-Section-American-Dad-''Don't touch my tools or my daughter''-Shirt-Wearing-b*ches out here. I WON. I deserve a place as a judge because y'all know my reads will bring high ratings and possibly pulling the plug for upcoming controversies.
Second of all, I famously exposed the list of not only payola'd, but also colorblind judges last season. If I don't comeback as a judge, I can't guarantee that another leak won't occur. TMZ Who?
Third and finally, her name is Beyoncé motherf-ing Giselle Knowles Carter, and she will not be disrespected. Loved the video though, showcasing my true success story inspiring thousands of users across the globe.