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  1. If Free Woman had a taste, it would taste like honey dew

    If 911 had a taste, it would taste like static, or what a battery tastes like when you decide to lick it

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    2. gagaschickens

      gagaschickens

      @ProjectJoanne care to explain :oscar:

      why were you licking the batteries :oscar:

      batteries dont seem like they'd taste good :oscar:

      what was so appealing to the battery :oscar:

      why a battery and not a cable or sumn :oscar:

      consider this an interview :oscar:

    3. ProjectJoanne

      ProjectJoanne

      why were you licking the batteries? Because I was 3 and you lick a lot of things

      batteries don't seem like they'd taste good. You wouldn't think so but they have a very electrifying addicting taste.

      what was so appealing to the battery? It was shiny

      why a battery and not a cable or sumn? Because you can choke on a battery, it's harder to choke on a cable.

      consider this an interview. Yes.

    4. gagaschickens

      gagaschickens

      @ProjectJoanne PLS THIS WAS SO FUNNY TO READ AKSJSJSSMSJ

      "because you can choke on a battery, its harder to choke on a cable" HAAJSJSJAJAJA

      well, if batteries taste that great, i shall taste one. i didnt when i was 3 but now that im finally old enough to understand not everything is to be eaten, ill eat one :oscar:

      cant wait for my parents to take all batteries from me so they make sure i dont eat any and die :oscar:

  2. Jeez, this the soulless Maroon 5 performance I've ever scene :bradley:

     

    1. ProjectJoanne

      ProjectJoanne

      I love them but this performance is NOT it and what happened at 3:28? :katy_pie:

  3. Are we allowed to talk about how underrated I Bet My Life by Imagine Dragons is?

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    3. gagaschickens

      gagaschickens

      :oscar: mess :oscar:

      Spoiler

      lemme put it in a spoiler so i dont get in trouble :oscar:

      Spoiler

      :oscar: :oscar: :oscar: :oscar: :oscar: :oscar: :oscar: :oscar: :oscar: :oscar: :oscar: :oscar: :oscar:

      Spoiler

      oscar hell :oscar:

       

       

       

    4. gagaschickens

      gagaschickens

      this went off topic really quick, somebody come save this by speaking about the song :oscar:

  4. I’ve spent the last day and a half rendering out all the stems and multitracks to my album Technology, I’m terrified that my computer will break or something will happen to the point where I’ll no longer have access to the songs anymore and I’m not gonna have that fear anymore :)

    1. ProjectJoanne

      ProjectJoanne

      Next I’ll do Blue :)

  5. BEAUTIFUL song, period.

  6. Can we just TALK about how amazing Stupid Love is and how nostalgic it already feels? 

     

    1. admin

      admin

      I LOVED it from the very first listen and that hasn't wavered once.

    2. gagaschickens

      gagaschickens

      you're not wrong at all! it reminds me of january (which was a way more fun time) and lockdown (also a really fun time). 

      its such a good song

    3. ItsGenuineGuy09

      ItsGenuineGuy09

      i was underwhelmed witht he demo i thought this isn't the return i thought it'd be, but it actually really grew on me, its solid and it just screams feel good '80s' radio hit

  7. Apparently Ariana's new album just leaked, I didn't listen to it and don't intend to till it's released, but my friend that did listen to it said that he only listened to the features and they were a MAJOR let down :unamused:

    1. gagaschickens

      gagaschickens

      THE DOJA COLLAB BETTER NOT BE A LET DOWN

    2. ProjectJoanne

      ProjectJoanne

      Apparently that's the best collab on the album :romance:

  8. Remember when this got leaked?

    I remember thinking "OMG WTF!!! It's SOOO catchy!!!!"
    And SOOO many people on that site were absolutely going nuts over it and loved it! Then the full song leaked and 4/5ths of everyone hated it... like what? Gurl :awkney:

     

    1. gagaschickens

      gagaschickens

      omg yes :oscar:

      what a wild time that was, the leaks were spreading like wildfire and i spent hours on end trying to get a hold of them. i took screen recordings and put them on youtube as unlisted to share with people lol

  9. Now that I’m out of the relationship it’s easier to talk to all of my friends that are girls, like there’s nothing holding me back anymore or worried about looking like I’m cheating, because I’m not, and it’s AMAZING! :oscar:

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    2. gagaschickens

      gagaschickens

      @ProjectJoanne well that sounds bad :fall:

      did she ever accuse you of cheating, or was it like it would seem like you cheated on her?

    3. ProjectJoanne

      ProjectJoanne

      Yeah, a few times, it's because she's super insecure about herself but I just can't deal with that :pillow:

    4. gagaschickens

      gagaschickens

      @ProjectJoanne oof. well, i cant say anything about your girlfriend, because that's just wrong, since i dont know her and dont really know what went on. however, accusing you of cheating because she was insecure about herself doesnt sound ideal. if she didnt trust you that much then she could've asked to break up earlier or something. 

  10. Detrevortni

    1. gagaschickens

      gagaschickens

      sounds like a type of pasta :oscar:

      is you hinting at new music or am i a clown

  11. Wow, I actually feel SO much more happy now that I'm single, way less stressed out and tense! :oscar:

  12. Why does Ava Max’s performance of Who’s Laughing Now sound more autotuned than the actual version? :uhh:

  13. Ok NOW I'm officially single, she texted me this morning saying that she can't be happy without me and that she'll change who she is and just be ok and accept everything about who I am and was wondering why I didn't want to be in a relationship with her. 

    I told her that it was so toxic how she depended on me for happiness to the point where when I told her I'd be happier with guys she'd go and try to kill herself. She then got super angry and mad at me for saying that saying that she was toxic and said that everyone she told about that too said that I was the toxic one for thinking that her "almost commiting suicide was toxic" which is NOT what I said, I said having the dependency to be happy only from me was toxic and it ultimately lead to what happened. Basically she twisted my words to make me look like a bad person.

    Again, I know I shouldn't be sharing all this but I just need to get it all out. She told me that she's ending it off now angry and not missing me at all, which I'm fine with but I wish it would've been a little more peaceful.

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    2. ProjectJoanne

      ProjectJoanne

      @Nino Was I the one that was gaslighting?

    3. Nino

      Nino

      Not at all. Threatening somebody who cares about you with suicide then trying to put the blame on them for it is gaslighting.

    4. ProjectJoanne

      ProjectJoanne

      Wow, that's exactly what happened, I'm glad I'm out of that mess :katy_pie:

  14. I don't want to spread this info but I just really need to release it from myself. My GF almost committed suicide and I had to call the cops to check on her and I told her dad to check on her. He thanked me for telling him to check on her and didn't tell me anything else so I'm guessing he was able to help stop her. This started because I'm basically gay. She asked me earlier today if I would be happier with her or a guy and I told her the truth and said that I might be happier with a guy but that I still loved her. Things went South and she started to panic and cause a whole mental storm in her head and she said that she couldn't take it anymore and told me that this was the last text she was ever gonna send me. 

    I feel terrible about what I said, not just that but the other things that just furthered onto it, she told me that it was selfish of me to not want her to commit s. because of how much she's suffering and I told her that she's also being selfish for wanting to leave the world and emotionally traumatize everyone around her. I said some things I shouldn't have said. 

    My dad just talked to me a lot and told me and helped me feel better and also said that I shouldn't be in any kind of relationship right now because I'm still trying to figure myself out (like who I am and what kind of person I want to be with). Eventually it got to where we were talking about Lady Gaga barely surpassing the age of 27 which was the ARTPOP year where she broke her hip, her management team left her, she opened up about her past trauma, the media and EVERYONE basically not wanting anything to have to do with her anymore, all that. He reminded me that her family and her new manager Bobby really helped her with everything that was going on till she eventually turned 28 and successfully surpassed the notoriously cursed age of 27. With everything that he said, it reminded me of a certain song on Chromatica, 1000 Doves.

    I had never really connected that much with the lyrics before and the actual music itself is more on the generic side compared to most of the album. BUT, after everything that's been going on and realizing how hurt Gaga must've been throughout 2013, I realized 1000 Doves is just a powerful and meaningful song not just to Gaga herself but also anyone who's going through a hard time and just needed someone to be there for them. This song for the first time ever is now one of my favorites off of Chromatica now that I can actually understand everything about what this song is about, not necessarily feel, but understand, it's it's very heartbreaking, but also anthemic.

    1. StormPulse

      StormPulse

      Hey DC, fun fact, you're a day younger than my younger brother.

      Also, as someone who also recently posted their lengthy story about trauma/healing, just know that you. come, first. Your girlfriend sounds like a great young lady and it sounds like you spent good time with her. Focus on yourself. You still have a lot of self discovery to do, it sounds like. You'll get through this, and yes, 1000 Doves is a great song to help you along the way

      :classic_love:

    2. kaelergrey

      kaelergrey

      Sending you love and lots of hug DC. Thank you for sharing your story with us. 

  15. "I shut down a few other threads that are heavy on the GGD criticisms and I’m going to close this one too. I think we need to bring this line of discussion to a close for the health of this site/all of us. It can become triggering and make people sad - aside from leaning into personal attacks. Feel free to continue such discussions separately with friends, of course. 

    Thanks all!"

    Woah, an amazing and mature response and reason to close a thread! Finally! I like this @admin a lot better! :zoom:

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    2. ProjectJoanne

      ProjectJoanne

      Yeah no problem! :happydance:

    3. Gone

      Gone

      Psychology taught that stereotypes aren’t bad! So thats a load of bull!

      Spoiler

      Obvs joking here I am well aware they are

       

    4. ProjectJoanne

      ProjectJoanne

      Omg you had me for a second :shakes:

  16. Is there like a rule guideline thing we can read? I want to read through it to make sure I don’t ever have a “My first WP thread” which would probably get me another WP :awkney:

    1. gagaschickens

      gagaschickens

      go on the top three lines on mobile, and click on guidelines. on desktop, its at the top of the page

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