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[JennyWayne Pronounsshe/her]

The Slate review for 143 jesus

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"Lifetimes" is a passable dance track that merely seems several years too late to catch the same wave as Dua Lipa and Beyoncé's tributes to house and disco. It feels like Renaissance for Dummies.

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The most notable reaction came from the Spanish government, who investigated its video for having done possible ecological damage to a fragile dune ecosystem while allegedly filming without permission. Capitol Records denied it had done anything wrong, but the metaphor felt fitting: Katy Perry as an invasive species pushing into environments where she doesn't belong, namely the 2020s.

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The bubbles that burst fastest glisten brightest, or some such. It might be more appropriate to think of Katy Perry as the equivalent of a one-hit wonder, only an outlier at seven or eight hits instead.

 

 

Edited September 20 by JennyWayne

[Emi Pronounshe/him]

stop b*ch

[ViviLittleM]

On 9/20/2024 at 9:38 PM, Emi said:

stop b*ch

He’s not doing those things on Spotify right?

[Lazz Monster Pronounshe/him]

On 9/20/2024 at 4:28 PM, BenG said:

Let me bookmark this for LG7. For research purposes, of course.

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I mean, chromatica did it lol

[Emi Pronounshe/him]

On 9/20/2024 at 4:40 PM, ViviLittleM said:

He’s not doing those things on Spotify right?

[Matteo Remondi]

Who cares about Future tbh, we woudnt have a chance for the 1 this week, the next neither

[BenG]

On 9/20/2024 at 8:41 PM, Lazz Monster said:

I mean, chromatica did it lol

Brave of you to assume chromatica is on the floor

Spoiler

 

[Emi Pronounshe/him]

this is a bop 

 

[xo_hours]

On 9/20/2024 at 3:40 PM, ViviLittleM said:

He’s not doing those things on Spotify right?

US for sure tomorrow

[Dean Judaster]

On 9/20/2024 at 4:38 PM, JennyWayne said:

The Slate review for 143 jesus

 

 

These are all so eloquent and scathing

[BenG]

On 9/20/2024 at 8:53 PM, Dean Judaster said:

These are all so eloquent and scathing

Sexy, confident
So intelligent
They are heaven-sent
So soft, so strong

[JennyWayne Pronounsshe/her]

On 9/20/2024 at 9:53 PM, Dean Judaster said:

These are all so eloquent and scathing

Ngl I always love the well thought-out drags that have the ruthlessness of stan Twitter but the eloquency of a professional journalist

[OliverDespechao Pronounshe/him]

On 9/20/2024 at 4:38 PM, Emi said:

stop b*ch

AM US: 

#143 Die With A Smile

[OliverDespechao Pronounshe/him]

6 tracks  

[OliverDespechao Pronounshe/him]

 

  

[Moonlight Shadow]

Could see Katy doing a decent first day mainly because people will check if the album is as terrible as depicted 

And of course big fall on second day because, yes, the album is as atricious as depicted 

Edited September 20 by Moonlight Shadow

[Fame Romance]

On 9/20/2024 at 9:32 PM, Fame Romance said:

Longest gap between first and most recent Hot #1 - female artists:

Mariah Carey, Cher - 33 years

Beyoncé - 20 years

Madonna - 15 years and 8 months

If DWAS reached #1 in the upcoming months Gaga would surpass Madonna (her first being Just Dance in January 2009, 15 years and 8 months ago)

For comparison:

Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera - 12 years
Taylor Swift - 11 years

Adele - 10 years

Miley Cyrus, Rihanna - 9 years

Katy Perry, Ariana Grande - 5 years 

[xo_hours]

[Moonlight Shadow]

Album of the century

[Moonlight Shadow]